Let's have a conversation only using LPS quotes!

[Russell]

Use LPS quotes to atleast do a reasonable conversation.

Things to consider
-If you don't remember the quote exactly try your best to rewrite it
-Don't use things like "Hi" and "Bye" please. That would be really easy
-You don't need to post who said it and the episode unless you want to.
-You can change the characters name too the users name.

Tips to finding quotes:
-Reading WikiQuote
-Reading a wiki on LPS
-Watching clips of an episode

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I'll start

"Hello i'm Russell, welcome to LPS daycamp."

[Ha ha ha!]

"Someone wipe my brow i'm feeling some moisture."

[Biskit Sprinkles]

I ain't licking no cat's head!

[Ha ha ha!]

"No pets allowed outside designated area."

[Biskit Sprinkles]

Seriously? -Shivers

[Ha ha ha!]

"So excited." -Minka Mark

[Zenoah]

Someday we're gonna look back on this and llaauuggghhh

[Ha ha ha!]

"And they say i'm a diva"

[Vint Eastwood]

"And I was just starting to like you."

[Ha ha ha!]

"Lotsa Luck"

[Vint Eastwood]

Get on your knees and bow right down.

[Ha ha ha!]

"Dance like you know you can, you can yeah you know you can"

[Vint Eastwood]

Promise you won't be offended by what I'm about to do.

[Ha ha ha!]

What the huh

[Zoe Trent]

"What did you call me?"